Secret World or Secret Socities

Fancy handshake? Check. Unusual clothing or adornment? Double check. Secret location? Check, check and check. Plans for building an empire or taking over something? Check. The beginning of a secret society meeting? Sure, if meeting under the table is a clandestine location and wearing a blanket over your shoulder counts as unusual clothing. Empire building? Well let’s just start off with a few building blocks and see how that goes before we build a whole empire. (Blocks can be a bit tricky don’t you know.)

The secret society? The Masterful Moppets, aka toddlers. Yes toddler. Have you ever known a more secret, odd group of beings? Their only downfall on the whole secret side of things is that they like to share, sometimes over share, what they are doing, have done, or learnt. But hey we all have to have our faults. Other than that, to me the world of the Masterful Moppets is a complete mystery with strange rituals (rubbing one’s thumb over one’s favorite blanket repeatedly), odd language and symbols and let us not forget a magical force or entity they believe will bring them/give them anything they desire.

This magical force seems to respond to tears, wails and cuteness. Not necessarily in that order though. The magical force or entity? Sometimes known as mama or dada, perhaps mommy or daddy. It matters now so long as the force responds to their manipulations, and if not, surely they can wear this entity down into giving in. Or at least try for the motto of the Masterful Moppets is try, cry, and nap.

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Being Read It’s All In The Palm, or Is It

It would seem that I’m in for a turbulent next few years.  Beloved decided I should have my palm read.  He had his read earlier in the day and was rather impressed with the reader so he thought she should read mine too.

She told me that I’m going to have a turbulent time for the next few years, and also informed me that my future could go either way, especially in the love department.  Fairly easy to make vague statements that can turn out either way.  And with the vague statements a seed can be planted.  One that will have me evaluating events to see how they fit into her words.

I was not impressed with this reading.  Not in the least.  But then she started telling me things that no one else knows.  Things that not even Beloved knows.  Things that aren’t vague.  Things I don’t have to make fit because I already know this and have seen the evidence.

That was when she startled me when she told me she thought I had untapped skills.  I have heard this before having my cards and leaves read.  I have been told that once I embrace or accept this my life will open and Flourish.  She impressed me when she said that other have given me this message and my sceptical nature prevents me from doing anything with this information, but like it or not I do use these skills every day, in a very simple way.

Too bad I can’t find the winning lottery numbers!  Of course from what I’ve heard it never works that way.