A strange thing happened to me today. I got up extra early because the dog insisted she go outside. She ran outside to heed the call of nature and give a quick bark before running back in. She’s no dummy, she knew she could still get time in bed with how early it was.
We both got comfortable, settled down to have some more sleep time and all was good. When we woke up next time, I was unable to get out of bed. Sure my joints hurt, and yes the dog was sitting on me. So both of these items would slow me down, but not prevent me from getting out of bed typically.
Instead I was trapped in my bed because I had somehow rolled myself up in blankets as if I were a burrito. And the sheets were holding me hostage. They did not demand any ransom, content instead to treat me as a human burrito.
Eventually I got out of the sheets and on with my day. Being the type of day that it was,mi was forced to take a nap a little later on. So I grabbed a blanket and stretched out. The dog opted to rest with me. Once again when I awoke, I was a human burrito hostage. Why is this happening?