According to at least one expert I have a water hand. This is distressing to me because I’m not a water baby. The expert who assessed my hands informed me in a most dismissive way that I had water hands, deformed, but water hands all the same.
I’m not sure if I’m more distressed by them being water hands or if it’s that she said they were deformed water hands. Perhaps it is most distressing because my hands do not match up with my zodiac sign which is why my hands are deformed and I’m distressed. Who knows.
Of course, this same expert also told me that I lived happily with three children, a wonderful husband and was into all things natural. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that there are no children, nor is there a wonderful husband and I tend to have a black thumb, brown at the best.
Instead I allowed myself to be distressed by it, on a very light level mind you and left her and her expert opinion in the booth where I found her. Well okay a mildly light level because after all no one wants to hear that they have deformed hands of any sort.
It did get me to thinking though, if signs in your palms do not match your zodiac sign and neither of those matches up with other readings, does that mean that you are fated to a crazy life? If so, I’m well on my way apparently.