My house has been invaded recently. Oh I’ve not caught even a single glimpse of the invader(s), but all the same I know the house has been invaded. Spoons, forks, and plates are missing. Socks too, but I understand that there are laundry elves in on that.
Now there are a limited number of people in my house which means a limited number of people who could misplace or lose these items. I know I haven’t lost any myself and Beloved is not one to take plates or cutlery out of the kitchen. We’ve had a few friends over, but I doubt that they come just to take our stuff.
The only conclusion I can come to, and I’m sure you will agree, is that someone or something has invaded the house and taken these items. I’m thinking its a case of naughty elves or such. Maybe some fairies or sprites.
At any rate im down two spoons, three forks and one plate. Granted if it is elves, fairies or sprites these utensils and such will be a bit too large for them, so maybe it’s a team of them. Not that it matters because at then end of it all, I’m still down these items. And my home is still, well, invaded.